Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...