Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...