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The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...