A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...