Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:”Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions”...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...