Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Female hormones in beer
|Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...