What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...