Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...