Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...