Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...