yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...