Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...