Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....