Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...