Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
man and E.T
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The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
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‘Twas the Night After Christmas
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yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...