Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.