Being under oath
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Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
A woman’s random thoughts!
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Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
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A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
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“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
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