Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...