A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began…
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the...