No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...