Blonde Doctor?
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What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
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Half Drunk
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Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
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Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Are you talking to me?
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Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...