high tech
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows