El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...