Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...