To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
TRADITION (Jewish Humor)
Jewish TraditionsDuring a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...