Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Hot croako!
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