Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...