Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...