Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...