Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...