Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...