ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...