Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...