The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Top reasons why it’s great to be French
Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...