Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...