Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...