Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.