Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...