This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...