I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...