Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...