The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...