Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...