37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...