Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...