Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...