Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...