Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...