Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...