One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...