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Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
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Not On Your Anniversary!
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Chocolate is better than sex!
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Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
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What’s an Australian kiss?
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Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...