Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...